Amusement Park: John x Reader

You met him at a this very amusement park.

How ironic that this is where you two went for your first date.

==> Reader and John: Ride the roller coaster.
The first place you two went was the roller coaster, run by none other than your crabby troll friend, Karkat.
"WHOA. WAIT. WHAT. YOU TWO-?!" he spluttered.
"Yes, Beep Beep Meow, John and I are together," you replied. Hah, the so-called Master of Romance himself, at a loss for words at a newfound love!
"(name), WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT?"
"Not to?" you said innocently.
"YES, AND YET YOU STILL DO."
You and Karkat have a few more snippy exchanges before John interrupts.
"are we going to ride this roller coaster of what?" he says.
You glance at Karkat, shrug, and go to get on... But it stops.
"Aren't you going to do anything about it, dipshit?" you say.
"WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE," he says. With that, he puts up his "ON BREAK" sign and walks away.

==> Reader: Test your strength.
"Test your strength!" You squeal and rush over to the game, grabbing the hammer and bringing it down as hard as you can onto the place you smash the hammer onto.
It goes to "Little Miss."
You throw the hammer behind you and walk away, swearing under your breath, John hurrying to catch up with you.
You would later be pleased by the fact that Equius managed to break it. (Understatement.)

==> Reader and John: Play the water gun game.
Now THIS is a place you can actually have fun at! You both times you play, but both you and John ended up with bunny plushies. Nepeta was running the booth, of course. So you and John ended up squirting each other with the water guns, just for your own amusement. Until Nepeta struck up a conversation with you, that is.
":33 < *ac greets (rping name) enthusiastically*"
You laugh and play along. "*(rping name) greets Nepeta*"
":33 < *ac wonders how her furriends date is going*" You blush.
"It's going fine, Nep. Well, actually, not so fine. Karkat was an ass and the roller coaster was broken, then the Test Your Strength thing called me a little miss."
":33 < *ac has news she thinks (rping name) will like!*"
"*(rping name) is now curious. Very, very, curious."
":33 < *ac giggles and bounces around a bit* Equius broke the Test Your Strength game!"
You cheer.

==> Reader and John: Watch the magic show.
Apparently, Eridan, Feferi, and Kanaya were working on this one together. Seriously, that was really unexpected. But, seeing as Kanaya would get to saw a person in half with her chainsaw, it was to be expected. You didn’t know what Feferi was doing there, though.
“wwelcome to the showw evveryone! wwere gonna start out first act by usin science to saww this wwoman in half! kan if you wwill,” Eridan says.
“Youre Sure This Wont Kill Her,” Kanaya asks.
“i think so,” Eridan replies. You giggle, knowing full well he won’t care either way.
“If You Say So,” Kanaya replies. She revs her chainsaw.
You look away. You don’t want to see a poor, innocent woman’s blood spilled for the amusement of a crowd.
“(name), you ok?” you hear John ask. You nod. You just didn’t want to see someone die. “its ok, look! shell be fine, theres a lot of blood though........” You look up. She was fine! Feferi had done the lifey thing and healed her. So that’s what she was here for...

==> Reader and John: Go get slushies.
Terezi (A/N: Who is still blind for the sake of this fanfic) was running the concessions stand.
“Hey, Terezi!” you greet her.
“H3Y, (name)!” she replies.
“So... Can we have two slushies?” you say, linking arms with John so your point on who “we” was referring to was obvious. You forgot, of course, that Terezi can’t see.
“WHOS W3?” she asks.
“You know. We. I’m here on a date.” John turns pink.
“R34LLY? W1TH WHO?”
“Isn’t it obvious?! He’s standing here, RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!” You are now exasperated.
“(name).”
“WHAT.”
“1 C4NT S33.”
“...”
“H3H3H3H3H3.”
“Can we have our slushies now?”

==> Reader and John: Go home.
Dave had to pick you up, because somehow, John’s car caught fire. But you guess it was worth it, because instead of one of you sitting in the front with Dave, you and John sat in the backseat and cuddled.

In your opinion, this was the best first date ever.
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Next one coming up: Karkat